Chick Demotivational Poster
MORTICIA ADDAMS -
OZZY OSBORNE - The very, very, very early years.
NAZI CHICKS -
KENPACHI FRIED CHICKEN - Who knew he had a thing for chicken
Never Give In -
HELL YEAH... - I used to ride with a chick, but then I got hungry.
MY KIND OF WOMAN! - I wish they all thought like this! She has her priorities in order!
F.R.I.E.N.D.S - Always around to care for you after you get burnt....
FUNKY CHICKEN - doesn't like to be called a jive turkey!
I HAVE A DREAM - Where chickens can cross the road without having it's motives questioned
DRUNKEN NIGHTS -
CONFIDENCE IS EVERYTHING. - Yet, sometimes, the odds are really not in your favor.
VLADIMIR PUTIN - Gets All The Cute Blonde Russian Chicks
REALITY - This is why you weren't asked to be a Bridesmaid.
POLE DANCING - Can you spot the one that put herself through college with it?
THE FINAL SHOWDOWN -
REDNECK DOWRY - Each of my Daughters Comes with a Chicken!
GEEK-GIRL PINUPS - Shonan the Librarian: Delinquent borrowers will be fed to the dragon.
WHAT CAN BE SEEN.. - ..cannot be unseen
BLACK CAN BE SLIMMING... - But it can't work friggin' miracles.
COLONEL SANDERS - You'll love my fried chicken even if I have to shove it down your throat!
PUPPY - Chinese word for "Tastes like chicken"
CHICKEN ? - No that is a lie, we taste like poop
FRENCH MILITARY - There is a reason they were conquered in WWII
WHY DID THE IRAQI CHICKEN -
ZOMBIE CHICKEN - The poultry apocalypse has begun ...
a 10-31 -
RULE 34 - The real reason the chicken crossed the road
MARRIAGE - I don't mind being whipped, as long as she handcuffs me first.
IN JAPAN - we all have our priorities
FATTIES - DRIVING WITH REAL GEAR -
DIAL UP INTERNET - Thank god we have time to get safe distance
SFW - 4 Naked Chicks In A Spa.
FUPA SEASON OPENING DAY - I heard the SALMON werebiting over here! But it looks like I'm going whaling instead.
FAT CHICKS - Yet again, their bitterness overtakes them, and they gotta ruin it for everyone.
CHICKEN HAWK - Looks like Foghorn Leghorn couldn't keep you safe from the Colonol.
BIKER CHICKS -
WHY IS IT A PIRATE'S LIFE FOR ME ? - Well, it's like this Big O. Chicks dig Pirates and Dudes love Ninjas. The choice really was a no-brainer.
LONG JOHNS -
TOO LATE MATE - I got my booze... I got that chick.. You get to loose... Yeah! You look sick..
TURTLE SOUP - The times are just too tough to afford chicken noodle.
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG - Posing As "SxyGurL14"
IMPATIENT CHICK -
ZOMBIES - They love women for their minds
GOAT BATCHICKEN - Where is your God now?
STALKERS - You can't always get a restraining order.
VILLIANESS - Come on, who wouldn't want to work with "forces of evil" like these? I wonder if we could carpool?
OBLIVIOUSNESS - Dude!! Those chicks are TOTALLY winking at me !
I ALWAYS WANTED TO DO -
THAT MEME YOU POSTED - I found someone that still thinks it's funny.
I'M SO HAPPY - Cuz im a gunny bear Gummy bear!
LETS MAKE A DEAL -
The Day -
HUNGRY? - This is why I crossed the road
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? - It's his job. So stop asking questions and please move on.
the chicken -
WELCOME TO BUDS -
COLORED CHICKS - I'm into them, variety is the what makes life interesting ...
WEIRD - I've never seen an actual mcdonalds being built They just APPEAR
PERSONAL EXPRESSION -
LINDSAY - When will you realize that guys liked you like this
PET CHICKENS ARE SO COOL -
THE CHICKEN RUN -
THE ONLY ASIAN WHO SUCKS AT ARITHMETICS - Is great with girls.
MAC N' CHEESE -
SLINKY - I guess Cubby won't be pushing this one down the stairs !!
FOR EVERY TASTE -
THE CAVEMAN INSTINCT - It still exists !!
FAT CHICK MOSH - It keeps Guido Zombies from taking over the world!
GIRLS NEXT DOOR -
THEY CALL HIM - CUBAN PETE He's the King of the Rumba beat
NATURAL GAS EXPLOSIONS -
THE CHICKEN - So is it the translation , or it's the owner trying to be honest?
GOOD BOY REX - Who's a good deadly reptile?? You are! Yes you are- Wait! Let go of my arm! WTF!?! I did NOT say roll over!! Bad rex! BAD RE-*glug glug glug*
AVIAN FLU - Enough about us vulnerable humans.., Has anyone considered the impact on the Chickens..??
CANADIAN CHICKS - I bet YOU sat on the couch juggling the bean bag last night…pussy.
HIDDEN CAM IN THE BATHING CABIN -
YOUR CHANCES - At least they are polite enough to tell you on a 1-10 scale.
THE TRUTH - It's out there, you just have to be paying attention.
KFC - Korean Fried Cat
CHICKEN POT PIE - My 3 favorite things, all in one.
Metal Chicks -
FAT CHICKS -
EARN YOURSELF MONEY, POWER AND RESPECT! - ..and hope you get to use it before Chicken Little gets to say "I told you so"
KICKED OFF THE ISLAND -
BOW TO YOUR CORNER - Bow to your own Three hands up and round you go Break it up with a dosey-do
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